Joke #4
A: Padre, ¿qué puedo hacer por mis pecados? (Father, what can I do to have my sins forgiven?)
B: Ora, hijo mío, ora. (Pray, my son, pray.)
A: Las once y media, padre. (It’s 11:30, Father.)
Huh? That didn’t make any sense.
Ora (pray) naturally sounds a lot like hora (hour) since the h isn’t pronounced in Spanish. I imagine that this boy was being a bit of a smarty pants with the priest. I like him.
