Qu dijo el Viejo MacDonald cuando tuvo una hija?Hi-ja Hi-ja OhTranslation:What did Old MacDonald say when he had a daugh...

Por qu est triste el libro de matemticas?Porque tiene muchos problemas!Translation:Why is the math book sad?Because he h...

Qu hace un pez?Nada!Translation:What does a fish do?Nothing!...

Cul es la fruta ms divertida?La naranja ja ja jaTranslation:What is the most fun fruit?The orange ha ha ha...

Cuando era nio y no saba nada, le pregunt a mi pap.Que? No habia Google?Translation:When I was a child and I didnt know...

Hijo, quieres ser cristiano?No, prefiero ser Messi!Translation:Son, do you want to be a Christian?No, I prefer to be Mes...

Cul es la fruta ms paciente?Es pera.Translation:What is the most patient fruit?It is a pear....

Como se dice ojos en ingls?Eyes.No! Ice es hielo.No, yellow es amarillo!Ahhh.Translation:How do you say eyes in English?...

Joke #11Cuntas estrellas hay en el cielo? (How many stars are in the sky?)Cincuenta. (Fifty.)Lies! There are so many mor...

Joke #10Un tipo y una mujer en la playa: (A man and a woman on the beach:)Y usted, no nada nada? (You arent going to swi...

Joke #9Qu le dijo el nmero dieciocho al nmero dos? (What did the number 18 say to the number 2?)Vente conmigo! (Come wit...

Joke #8Cmo se escribe calcetines en ingls? (How do you spell socks in English?)Eso s que es (Yes, thats right.)But no on...

sounds a lot like hora (hour) since the h isnt pronounced in Spanish. I imagine that this boy was being a bit of a smar...

Joke #6Qu le dijo un techo a otro techo? (What did one roof say to the other roof?)Te echo de menos. (I miss you.)Words...

Joke #5Cmo llama el vaquero a su hija? (How does the cowboy call to his daughter?)Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiija! (Daaaaaughter!)We...

Joke #4A: Padre, qu puedo hacer por mis pecados? (Father, what can I do to have my sins forgiven?)B: Ora, hijo mo, ora....

Joke #3A: La nueva cocinera es un sol. (The new cook is a ray of sunshine.)B: Cocina bien? (Does she cook well?)A: No, l...

Joke #2Un hombre va al circo en busca de empleo. (A man went to the circus to find a job.)El director le pregunta: (The...

Joke #1Cul es el vino ms amargo? (Whats the most bitter wine?)Vino mi suegra. (When my mother-in-law came to town.)Of co...

1Lazy CowsCules son las vacas ms perezosas? Vacaciones!Translation:Whats the laziest type of cow? A vacation!This is a g...