10个孩子的西语双语笑话

 1. What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A delici-oso.

2. What do you say when your dad leaves for the city?

Ciu-dad!

3. What you call an angry bear?

FuriOSO.

4. Cómo se llama un cocodrilo en un chaleco?

Un investigador.

5. How do you know that the sea is friendly?

It is full of olas.

6. What did the chair say when it left the room?

– Silla!

7. – ?Como se dice un zapato en inglés?

– A shoe.

– Salud!

8. What happened to the Spanish captain who said “Yes” too much?

He got sí-sick.

9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho queso.

10. What did one Jaguar say to the other Jaguar?

– Jaguar you?